Post by otisbacon on Jan 20, 2006 7:16:28 GMT -5
Well, I just received a report from the director of Home Sty Security. (No, it's not Porky Pig!) (It's Arnold Ziffel) (In case your groping for indentification, he's of Green Acres fame) Anyway, the insurgents have been traced to China and not the middle east as originally suspected.
This is a unique bunch of soldiers, in that they apparently like to take their clothes off and play doctor. Talk about weapons of mass destruction!! I now understand why they write in those unusual symbols. That's precisely what appeared above my head in captioning when the director first shared this classified information with me. Yikes.....disgusting human behavior.
Rest easy little piggies, but do NOT under any circumstances, follow the pointing hand under this symbolic gyberish to their fiendish websites. It is not for untrained, civilian eyes. We'll let the professionals handle this threat to the fabric of Pigdom.
In other news:
Otis will be testing the waters of the Marquette area music scene in the near future. He has been seen in public with Scotty Alan on more than one occassion,(twice), apparently on scouting missions.
In the studio, we just finished producing a Motownesque version of "I'm In No Hurry", a song written by the pesky, wannabe, hang-around-the-star guy, David Alden MacDonald some 20 years ago. Even though the guy is a real pain in the pork loin, I gotta say this is a pretty cool song and I like the way it turned out.
Hope all is well in your parts of the world. Snow, peace, & love to you all.
This is a unique bunch of soldiers, in that they apparently like to take their clothes off and play doctor. Talk about weapons of mass destruction!! I now understand why they write in those unusual symbols. That's precisely what appeared above my head in captioning when the director first shared this classified information with me. Yikes.....disgusting human behavior.
Rest easy little piggies, but do NOT under any circumstances, follow the pointing hand under this symbolic gyberish to their fiendish websites. It is not for untrained, civilian eyes. We'll let the professionals handle this threat to the fabric of Pigdom.
In other news:
Otis will be testing the waters of the Marquette area music scene in the near future. He has been seen in public with Scotty Alan on more than one occassion,(twice), apparently on scouting missions.
In the studio, we just finished producing a Motownesque version of "I'm In No Hurry", a song written by the pesky, wannabe, hang-around-the-star guy, David Alden MacDonald some 20 years ago. Even though the guy is a real pain in the pork loin, I gotta say this is a pretty cool song and I like the way it turned out.
Hope all is well in your parts of the world. Snow, peace, & love to you all.
